Artist: Jonathan Coulton
Song Title: Still Alive
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00:00.01Get ready!!!
00:00.01This was a triumph
00:03.79I'm making a note here
00:06.57huge success
00:08.103It's hard to overstate
00:11.67my satisfaction
00:16.45Aperture Science
00:20.24We do what we must
00:22.87because we can
00:25.20For the good of all of us
00:29.65Except the ones who are dead
00:31.16But there's no sense crying
00:33.73over every mistake
00:35.02You just keep on trying
00:37.50'til you run out of cake
00:39.82And the Science gets done
00:41.87And you make a neat gun
00:43.84For the people who are
00:45.65still alive
00:52.22I'm not even angry
00:56.24I'm being so sincere right now
01:01.21Even though you broke my heart
01:04.82And killed me
01:08.20And tore me to pieces
01:12.20And threw every piece into a fire
01:17.25As they burned it hurt because
01:20.53I was so happy for you
01:23.76Now these points of data
01:25.80make a beautiful line
01:27.99And we're out of beta
01:29.89We're releasing on time
01:31.87So I'm glad I got burned
01:33.86Think of all the things we learned
01:35.86for the people who are
01:37.53still alive
01:44.47Go ahead and leave me
01:48.29I think I prefer to stay inside
01:53.33maybe you'll find someone else
01:56.68to help you
02:00.45maybe Black Mesa
02:04.32that was a joke, ha-ha, fat chance
02:09.31Anyway, this cake is great
02:12.73It's so delicious and moist
02:14.86look at me still talking when there's science to do
02:18.86when I look out there
02:20.95it makes me glad I'm not you
02:22.85I've experiments to run
02:24.87there is research to be done
02:26.82on the people who are
02:28.59still alive
02:31.30and believe me I am still alive
02:34.75I'm doing science and I'm still alive
02:38.76I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
02:42.94while you're dying I'll be still alive
02:46.64and when you're dead I will be still alive
02:50.55still alive

Steno Hero Alpha coded by Anaximander at PyGotham 2012 during the Plover Code Sprint

Modern machine stenography was invented in 1911. It is definitely still alive.

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